Monday, November 04, 2013

Why I Want to be Chipped by the NSA

I don’t know about you, but I feel safe knowing my government is watching me, Who KNOWS what I might do? I’m not a stable person, none of us are.

According to ABC News, 1-in-5-americans-suffer-from-mental-illness/One in Five Americans suffers from Mental Illness. That means that 20% of everyone you know is mentally ill and that’s not counting those who are simply unstable. Our leaders understand that and simply want to make sure those who are still clinging to mental health have the best chance of anyone in the world at realizing the American dream of owning your own home.

Even if you are not mentally ill, you may be unstable like me. Sometimes I feel like lashing out at my government. I don’t like it’s policies, sometimes I see a politician and I feel hate toward that person and I don’t even know why. I don’t even know that person. I know many of you share the same feelings as I and it’s time for us all to come out of the closet and admit to our government that we need supervision. We need to be monitored.

Personally I am considering having that chip on my shoulder replaced. I want a real chip, that identifies me, sends out low frequency radio waves that can be picked up by our government giving them my precise location, blood pressure, alcohol and drug content as well as any brain wave activity that might indicate that I have gone over to the other side, that is to say that I am no longer loyal to our beloved nation. Counting the mentally ill and the unstable, I would estimate 50% of the American population is at risk of being influenced favorably by Al Qaeda should they acquire the means through the media to deliver their message.
To help easily identify people who have been voluntarily chipped, a portion of the top of our ears could be cut off. This chipping and ear cutting is commonly done with cats ears and it has proved to be very useful.

Because we are in constant danger of having our tall buildings knocked down and  even having people killed by foreign interests, our social connections, traveling companions, GPS location, email activity and yes even our thoughts (should they someday be able to read them) should be made available to the NSA, CIA and other government organizations that seek to make America the safest nation on Earth to live.

Currently we are hearing from the Conspiracy crowd about how the Bin Laden Raid was faked, how 911 doesn’t add up and even that government officials are taking bribes, having affairs, stealing votes and openly lying to us and then covering it all up like never before. If that were true, the whole country would be falling apart!

Those of us who are unstable, mentally ill, or just having doubts about the efficacy of the U.S. government should come out of our closets and openly admit who we are and ask to be considered targets in need of personalized surveillance. Of course we should all pay for government surveillance of ourselves out of our own pockets rather than burdening an already beleaguered government who is now even providing us with a form of health care- as if THAT weren’t enough already.

Remember, if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

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