Why I Want to be Chipped by the NSA

I don’t know about you, but I feel safe knowing my government is watching me, Who KNOWS what I might do? I’m not a stable person, none of us are.

According to ABC News,  http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/19/ 1-in-5-americans-suffer-from-mental-illness/One in Five Americans suffers from Mental Illness. That means that 20% of everyone you know is mentally ill and that’s not counting those who are simply unstable. Our leaders understand that and simply want to make sure those who are still clinging to mental health have the best chance of anyone in the world at realizing the American dream of owning your own home.

Even if you are not mentally ill, you may be unstable like me. Sometimes I feel like lashing out at my government. I don’t like it’s policies, sometimes I see a politician and I feel hate toward that person and I don’t even know why. I don’t even know that person. I know many of you share the same feelings as I and it’s time for us all to come out of the closet and admit to our government that we need supervision. We need to be monitored.

Personally I am considering having that chip on my shoulder replaced. I want a real chip, that identifies me, sends out low frequency radio waves that can be picked up by our government giving them my precise location, blood pressure, alcohol and drug content as well as any brain wave activity that might indicate that I have gone over to the other side, that is to say that I am no longer loyal to our beloved nation. Counting the mentally ill and the unstable, I would estimate 50% of the American population is at risk of being influenced favorably by Al Qaeda should they acquire the means through the media to deliver their message.
To help easily identify people who have been voluntarily chipped, a portion of the top of our ears could be cut off. This chipping and ear cutting is commonly done with cats ears and it has proved to be very useful.

Because we are in constant danger of having our tall buildings knocked down and  even having people killed by foreign interests, our social connections, traveling companions, GPS location, email activity and yes even our thoughts (should they someday be able to read them) should be made available to the NSA, CIA and other government organizations that seek to make America the safest nation on Earth to live.

Currently we are hearing from the Conspiracy crowd about how the Bin Laden Raid was faked, how 911 doesn’t add up and even that government officials are taking bribes, having affairs, stealing votes and openly lying to us and then covering it all up like never before. If that were true, the whole country would be falling apart!

Those of us who are unstable, mentally ill, or just having doubts about the efficacy of the U.S. government should come out of our closets and openly admit who we are and ask to be considered targets in need of personalized surveillance. Of course we should all pay for government surveillance of ourselves out of our own pockets rather than burdening an already beleaguered government who is now even providing us with a form of health care- as if THAT weren’t enough already.

Remember, if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

Politicians are Bad People. It's that Simple

To blame the Republicans is absurd. There is a joint effort on behalf of all politicians to see humanity as something to be manipulated for "their own good", which translates in reality, to the benefit of the politician.

Politicians see their public as objects. Objects are things you move around. Instead of moving objects manually, politicians use "persuasion". They use fear, threat and the idea of love of one's "country". A country is something that is pure imagination held together by consensus. Countries are ideas, not solid reality.

Next time you hear someone say, "I like Obama." Wonder for a moment what Obama thinks of them, of you. He doesn't care about people, he cares about power over the people. And the gestures he makes to individuals are designed not for that person, but mass consumption.


Politicians are bad people. I have all of human history to back me up on that. They are self serving, crass, indignant, arrogant, voracious and generally quite dumb, despite their pedigrees which describe nothing.

Where have politicians (world leaders)  taken us all these thousands of years?

There is no human advancement in understanding itself. There is technological advancement, but no social advancement. And science provides technology, which politicians take credit for.

Despite all the technology, humanity has, in all probability regressed socially and lost any small perspective of what it is that we are. There is no connection to other forms of life (plants and animals are seen only in packages in grocery stores) and the stars can no longer be seen in most places on Earth. We are not connected to anything and we imagine this as a form of evolvement. Education is misinformation outside of science.


Human beings are mentally ill by and large. When everyone is mentally ill, there is no perspective. When everyone is crazy, the average crazy person is a person who is normal. The measure of madness is found in the average person, not the person whose institutionalized. Most of the madness is in the middle, the extremes are places of extreme madness on one side and sanity on the other.

Almost all human cultures are disturbed and irrational. But something holds them together enough to perpetuate the idea of war as constructive and the idea here in America, that greed is a virtue and necessary for social advancement. Greed is dressed up as trickle down. A common cover for greed, is the "philanthropic foundations" that are used as advertising, political influence and for taxation purposes.

Don't attack Republicans. Attack Politicians, world wide. Politicians should be like accountants: Low profile, unadorned, doing a job with absolutely no fan fare. They work behind a desk organizing, making things functional, rarely heard from and never idolized and turned into "stars". It's bad enough that the lowest form of art, film "acting" is regarded with as much fanfare as the politician.

Politicians are one the lowest forms of human expression there is. They are equal only to the "soldier". Humanities gift to it's own self destruction.